Policy
Privacy
This site sets no cookies, runs no analytics, and has no form to fill in. The complete list of what happens when you visit.
Last updated: 19 July 2026
This is a static website. There is no database, no login, no contact form, and no account to create. That removes most of what a privacy policy normally has to explain, so this one is short and specific.
What this site collects
Nothing.
There is no analytics package, no tracking pixel, no advertising network, and no cookie set by us. We do not know who visits, how many of you there are, or which pages you read.
What your browser does anyway
Two things are worth being clear about, because they involve someone other than us.
Web server logs. Our host records standard request logs: IP address, time, page requested, browser user-agent. This is how web servers work and we don’t switch it off. We don’t analyse these logs, and they rotate out on the host’s schedule.
Map tiles. The origin pages show a map of the growing region. The map images are fetched from OpenStreetMap as you load the page, which means your IP address and the tiles you requested are visible to them, subject to the OpenStreetMap privacy policy. The map library itself is served from this site rather than a third-party CDN.
That’s the entire list. No fonts, scripts, or images are loaded from anywhere else.
Our address is base64-encoded in the page and only assembled when you click it, which keeps it away from the scrapers that harvest addresses off static pages.
If you email us, we obviously have your email and whatever you wrote. We keep it in the mailbox, use it to reply, and don’t add it to any list. There is no mailing list to add you to.
Buying coffee
Orders go through Etsy, not through this site. Any name, address, and payment detail you provide is handled by Etsy under their privacy policy. We see what a seller sees: what you ordered and where to ship it. We never see payment card details.
We use that information to send you coffee and to answer questions about your order. Nothing else.
Your rights
Whatever we hold, you can ask about, correct, or ask us to delete: click to reveal our address . For anything connected to an order, Etsy holds the authoritative record and has its own process.
Children
Nothing here is directed at children, and we don’t knowingly collect information from anyone under 18.
Changes
If this changes, the date at the top changes. Given that the policy is mostly a list of things we don’t do, we don’t expect it to change often.